Hur jag lockade min brors bästa vän till sängen och fick honom att göra alla slags stygga saker med mig

Today is finally the day. My brother's best friend is here. But my brother doesn't want me to date him. He says it'll ruin their friendship. Yeah, right.

They went partying last night, and as always, he crashed our couch.

Isn't he dreamy?

Now's my chance. My brother's ******.

So this is the perfect opportunity.