Trailertrashboys jake morgan barbacka av jesse zeppelin

What are you doing?

I was thinking I could go get me a mattress down at the Goodwill.

I could put it in here and then people would think I was working when I was actually ********.

You put a mattress in here and the whole trailer park is going to want to come in here and just fuck you.

Well maybe I'll get me some dick then.